[Chuck opens his video with a little awkwardchans wave.] Hey, everybody.

So. [The most displeased face] I kind of have to wonder how the Mothers Against Newcomers actually even sleep at night. Do they really think they're doing something good by keeping innocent kids out of school? [He looks even more disgusted here, like he's resisting the urge ( Read more... )

Oh shit, man. [Displeased face is displeased.] I got an eviction notice, and any of the apartments I'm looking at will either take a few weeks to be free or are totally out of my price range.

[He rubs his eyes blearily.] I can't afford anything, though. Barely making a living wage from both jobs ( Read more... )

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[ The camera turns on to show a bird's-eye-view of the city, capturing it in all of its decadent glory. For those of you who recognize the place, the camera is mostly focused on the area where the Lux is standing, though it'd be hard to tell unless you were really paying attention. And squinting. Lucifer is, after all, hovering a mile or so above ( Read more... )

[The feed clicks on to a blurry-cam view of our intrepid hero, that bearded son of Messrs. Morgan and Cuervo. Chuck couldn’t look less impressed if right now if he was getting paid for it. There was some I-knew-I-should’ve-stayed-home-today in there with a thin alcohol glaze. This shit, his eyes seem to say. This shit, they implore as he tugs his ( Read more... )